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adulthoodisokay:

twentysomethingvagabond:

What does this even mean? Do you occasionally have sex with a person? Like how does one “practice” their sexuality?

"non-practicing bisexual" are you effing serious

is anyone surprised that larry king doesn’t understand modern sexuality?

(Source: huffingtonpost)

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Here’s Everything You’ll Love On The Internet Today
Above: What the fuck, Charmin?
The Awesome
Speaker of the House John Boehner’s emails with his attorney concerning his potential lawsuit against President Obama have been leaked, and Funny Or Die has the scoop.
It’s old news, but surfacing recently: Scientists resurrected an extinct species back in 2009, via cloning.
They found a cave in China so big it has its own weather.
The Cute
Work crew spoils deer, doesn’t get work done.
Bear saves drowning crow.
The Nerdy
Thanos looks fucking awesome.
Marvel looks back at Phases 1 & 2, teases Phase 3. Filed under “Desperately want to watch, but contains GotG spoilers, so waiting in agony.”
AV Club reviewed all 30 racers available in Mario Kart 8. In my day, we had 8 characters and 3 balloons and that was all we needed.
We now have technology that allows clouds to play the piano. Still no word on an iPhone battery that lasts through lunchtime, though.
The WTF
Exxon gas stations are definitely screwing you out of entire cents’ worth of gasoline. CENTS!
14 Portraits Of College Grads Living At Home. Will someone please unfuck our student loan situation?
Grown men are dressing up as monkeys to scare away other monkeys in New Delhi. Hear that, college grads? There ARE jobs out there.
The Rest
There are some crazy people out there who say that waking up insanely early can improve your life.
Mac & Cheese + Bacon x Two Hashbrowns = A Sandwich, apparently.
I’m a little light on The Cute today, so here’s five baby Capybaras born in Berlin.

Here’s Everything You’ll Love On The Internet Today

Above: What the fuck, Charmin?

The Awesome

The Cute

The Nerdy

The WTF

The Rest

I’m a little light on The Cute today, so here’s five baby Capybaras born in Berlin.

netflixia:

BoJack Horseman - Official Trailer

Meet the most beloved sitcom horse of the ’90s … 20 years later. Set in an L.A. where humans and anthropomorphic animal-people coexist, “BoJack Horseman” is about one man (well, horse-man) who peaked too early and must figure out what to do next. Starring Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, and Aaron Paul.

BoJack Horseman, a Netflix original series, launches August 22.

into it

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popculturebrain:

First Look: Jon Stewart’s ‘Rosewater' | EW

i intensely, seriously want to see this

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humansofnewyork:

“I think my grandfather may have the correct approach to art. He’s had a long career, and in his retirement he’s been working on building a boat. I doubt he’ll ever finish it, but I don’t think that’s particularly important to him. He wakes up every morning, drinks his cup of coffee, then goes out to his workshop to sand a tiny portion of wood. He doesn’t need to finish that boat to pay the rent. He can afford to have some distance from it, so he gets to enjoy it. He looks at that boat tenderly, like he looks at his grandkids. He gets to have a dream without the necessity of achieving it.”

humansofnewyork:

“I think my grandfather may have the correct approach to art. He’s had a long career, and in his retirement he’s been working on building a boat. I doubt he’ll ever finish it, but I don’t think that’s particularly important to him. He wakes up every morning, drinks his cup of coffee, then goes out to his workshop to sand a tiny portion of wood. He doesn’t need to finish that boat to pay the rent. He can afford to have some distance from it, so he gets to enjoy it. He looks at that boat tenderly, like he looks at his grandkids. He gets to have a dream without the necessity of achieving it.”

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liartownusa:

Nabisco™ and Tumblr are proud to introduce Triskie, the panromantic mascot with a corporately sponsored gender and sexuality!

liartownusa:

Nabisco™ and Tumblr are proud to introduce Triskie, the panromantic mascot with a corporately sponsored gender and sexuality!

(via adulthoodisokay)

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fastcompany:

It may be the middle of summer, but you’d never know from looking around offices, where, on the hottest days of the year, it’s not uncommon to see workers wrapped up in sweaters at their desks. As temperatures outside rise, most corporate office buildings become hermetically sealed, air-conditioned ice cubes, forcing workers everywhere to grab a Snuggie. In a study of government office buildings, for instance, 60% of workers complained of thermal stress—that they’re too hot or too cold in their workplace. Why can’t we manage to keep offices at a comfortable temperature? 
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I absolutely love our freezing cold office. Seriously.

fastcompany:

It may be the middle of summer, but you’d never know from looking around offices, where, on the hottest days of the year, it’s not uncommon to see workers wrapped up in sweaters at their desks. As temperatures outside rise, most corporate office buildings become hermetically sealed, air-conditioned ice cubes, forcing workers everywhere to grab a Snuggie. In a study of government office buildings, for instance, 60% of workers complained of thermal stress—that they’re too hot or too cold in their workplace. Why can’t we manage to keep offices at a comfortable temperature? 

Read More>

I absolutely love our freezing cold office. Seriously.

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sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

(Source: willhousell, via xcyclopswasrightx)

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seancurry1:

What do we say to the God of Death?

seancurry1:

What do we say to the God of Death?

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